So, I have to hurry because my hubby just went to get some more gauze and some hydrocodone to deal w/the pain I'm sure to have soon from having all four molars out today.
I thought I wouldn't be able to blog but I thought I'd try before the laughing gas wore off...and to see if I could still type. It's a little hard but I think I'm typing okay.
Maybe I'm really slow, like the drunk people you see on T.V. pulled over by the cops.
Am I rambling?
Everything is really funny to me right now. Zac has tripped twice and I cracked up laughing with my chipmunk cheeks.
My mouth feels like cotton and I feel nauseous at times, mostly when Zac is running circles around the room.
Everything went well. They didn't have to use stitches after all; my teeth just gave way.
Gerald would be really mad if he knew I was sitting up instead of reclining like I'm supposed to be.
He and I had a small tif last night and it's all I could do to keep from crying while under the funny gas.
Maybe I did, who really knows.
All I really remember is they seemed to have a hard time pulling out tooth number one and I could hear the cracking and tearing of whatever it is that cracks and tears. But it was sort of like a dream and I kept thinking maybe I'm already at home asleep and I don't even know it.
Okay, I think this will turn out to be a seriously weird blog.
I remember the assistant saying something about cookies and the dentist asked if she was going to throw up. Maybe I was actually talking.
I talked to God alot when the nitrous first kicked in; glad he was there. Now I know why we all need faith. Out of body experiences are not something to go alone.
Well, I'm starting to feel really cold and a little nauseous again and I have to get back into "post-surgery position" on the recliner before Gerald gets back.
I think I'll go take a look at myself now. Maybe I'll take a pic and post it.
Ha, that's funny.
I can't feel my lower lip and I keep asking Gerald if I'm slobbering. He laughs and says, "Not yet." He says he should record this.
Ooh, I think I'm starting to feel a little pain. Me no likey.
Ha, ha again.
Tomorrow I'm sure I'll be so embarrassed I posted this but I just HAD to.
Don't hold it against me.
Tomorrow I'll surely be on hydrocodone so, seriously, don't expect a blog.
Love you all. Enjoy Easter.
5 Kids 1 Great Journey
4 comments:
you should probably never blog again when your under the influence of anything!!!!!!!!!! although, it is pretty funny to read this blog, i can almost picture you in front of the computer. druggie!
Mark-
I'm just now going back to read what I blogged. It should be quite interesting.
I have to say that I ended up taking hydrocodone two nights so that I didn't have to get up in the middle of the night to take more Motrin for the pain. Boy, I know why people get hooked on that stuff, it's great.
Druggie, ha ha.
You won't even post a picture of yourself when you're looking NORMAL, so I doubt we'll get the joy of seeing you with a fat lip and drool dripping off your lips. Although that WOULD be really funny. You tease. :)
Feeling better up there?
Aching gums? Almost gone and bearable w/no meds now. The first two days were a breeze and then my gums started aching. I can stand sharp pains anyday but give me a dull, aching throb and I'm off to find the strongest drugs available.
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