CONVERSATIONS

Some conversations I had today:

(with bad breath)"M-o-o-o-m, can I have some cereal?"
"Yes, but don't wake anyone else up"
Leaves room and comes back
(with bad breath)"M-o-o-o-m, with Milk?"
"Yes, and go brush your teeth"
"Mom, mom, mom, can I play a game on the computer?"
"No"
"But, mom"
"I'm sleeeping! Leave me alone!"
"Man, I NEVER get to play on the computer"
"Mom, can I have cheez-its?"
"No"
"Mom, I have to tell you suntin"
"What?"
"Jake won't let me play his puter game"
"Tell Jake I said to let you play"
"Yes-s-s!"
"Mom, can you button this?"
"Mom, can I have pudding?"
"Mom, can I have an orange?"
"Did you brush your teeth?"
"Yes"
"Go try again"
"Did everyone change their undies this morning?"
"No"
"Go do it"
"But I did it yesterday!"
"I give up"
(yelling, loudly)"I better not come in there and find food!"
"Get off the arm of the chair"
"Who didn't flush?"
"Dad"
"It wasn't me!"
"Who plugged the toilet?!"
"Dad"
"Maybe"
"Who wants to vacuum the family room?!"
Silence
"There is no dodgeball in the house!"
"Mom, can you button this"
"Can you get the kids to bed so I can study in quiet?"
(rolling eyes)"Are you kidding me? You just slept for 30 mins while you were supposed to be studying"
"Please"
"Whatever!"
"That's cool"
"Shut up"
"I'm putting that on my blog"
"Whatever"
"No, really I am. It's not a threat"
"That's lame"
"You're lame"
"You're mom's lame"
"I'm telling my mom you said that"
"Go ahead"
"You're weird"
"Stop RU-U-U-nning!"
"Stop HI-I-I-tting!"
"Everyone go to your room"
"Mom, can I play a game on the computer?"
"No"
"Everyone come eat"
"Everyone clean your stuff off the table"
"Who left their stuff on the table?!"
"Did anyone feed the dog?"
"Go tell the dog to shut up"
"Leave me alone for 30 mins"
"Mom, can I have cheeze-its?
"No and it hasn't been 30 mins yet"
"Hugs and kisses, mom"
"I love you"
"Night, mom"
"Everyone brush your teeth"
"That better not be anyone up messing around"
"It's not"
"Whatever"
"I'm getting the paddle"
Silence