I had some good blogs in my head...this morning about 2am but decided that would be too weird. Why? I don't know, it was a 2am decision, should it make sense?
Then, this afternoon, I had to clean my house because blogger was doing maintenance and I couldn't get on. You can be SURE that I will be sending off a complaint letter tomorrow; what do they expect us bloggers to do all day?
A few minutes ago I was stumped, but knew I HAD to write a blog because I have a couple of friends that are...well, blogger addicts, and they get really obnoxious and highly irritated if I don't blog consistently. Cold sweats, tremors, the works. They need help. I was getting desperate when I remembered some pictures I took yesterday of Zac. They are hilarious. He is a somewhat willing subject for my new habit--taking pix (got a digital cam for Christmas, sooo stoked!). My camera is not near the level of Tams or Kat, who stole my "announcement blog" when she announced her "early" Christmas present of an awesome high-tech cam...cheat...showoff! So, here goes and, for the record, legal minimum wage payment was alotted for this "shoot."
"COME ON MOM, I PROMISE NOT TO
THROW POPCORN SEEDS ANYMORE!"
"THEY LET ME USE THE YELLOW MOP, I LOVE YELLOW!"
Then, this afternoon, I had to clean my house because blogger was doing maintenance and I couldn't get on. You can be SURE that I will be sending off a complaint letter tomorrow; what do they expect us bloggers to do all day?
A few minutes ago I was stumped, but knew I HAD to write a blog because I have a couple of friends that are...well, blogger addicts, and they get really obnoxious and highly irritated if I don't blog consistently. Cold sweats, tremors, the works. They need help. I was getting desperate when I remembered some pictures I took yesterday of Zac. They are hilarious. He is a somewhat willing subject for my new habit--taking pix (got a digital cam for Christmas, sooo stoked!). My camera is not near the level of Tams or Kat, who stole my "announcement blog" when she announced her "early" Christmas present of an awesome high-tech cam...cheat...showoff! So, here goes and, for the record, legal minimum wage payment was alotted for this "shoot."
"COME ON MOM, I PROMISE NOT TO
THROW POPCORN SEEDS ANYMORE!"
"THEY LET ME USE THE YELLOW MOP, I LOVE YELLOW!"
"THEY WEREN'T MY FINGERPRINTS!"
"JOKE'S ON YOU, MOM:"
"I'M POOPIN' AS SOON AS I'M DONE"
"HI-HO, HI-HO, I HATE THIS PIAN-O!"
"COULD THEY MAKE A BIGGER DRYER?!"
"MAN, THIS IS GONNA' TAKE FOREVER!"
"MAYBE IF I BREAK A GLASS, SHE'LL LET ME QUIT"
"ALL THAT FOR A CANDY CANE? SHEESH!"
"I THINK I'M GETTIN' A HEADACHE"
This one is REALLY special.
NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE A CANDY CANE HANGOVER.
THE DRUNK ELF '06
Okay, the date gave it away. I let him eat the candy off the dead, dry tree. Stupid camera.
3 comments:
Awesome. Child labor rocks. I can't wait for the day when i can leave my children unsupervised with cleaning chemicals and not have them eat them. Send Zac to my house when he's finished - I've got some nasty toilets over here that could use a good scrubb'n.
Nothing wrong with old Christmas candy. Just yesterday I bribed AJ to go potty for some HALLOWEEN candy. What kind of mother am I??
oh, and I take great offense to being called "obnoxious" and the less-than-subtle hints about me needed to see out psychiatric help in my blogging addiction.
But thanks for stopping my tremors.
oh, little zac! i miss you guys. only one comment here (aren't you glad?): you said "stoked." ha! i really never thought of you as a "stoked" kinda stoner-hippy chick. not to stereotype, but, you know. anyway, thought that was funny. guess your beach livin' (near-the-beach-livin) is rubbing off on your grammar. wish i could get some of that (beach livin', not bad grammar)!
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