This morning, as opposed to yesterday, is falling just a little shy of "Princess".
And, NO, I was not able to secure a pedicure last evening.
The morning is not awful, like "Alexander's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day"; it's just that two things happened this morning to dim the glow of yesterday's "posh" activities.
1) Every t.p. dispenser had only one square, well, more like 1/2 a square of t.p. hanging from it and apparently only *I* know how to reconcile that problem.
2) As I was brushing Zac's teeth, preparing him for the school day, a BIG, green booger suddenly appeared at the entrance (or exit in this case) of his left nostril. Before I could grab for some t.p. that would most certainly NOT have been there for me, the booger tumbled out of his nostril and onto my lap. All in very S*L*O*W motion.
Reality.
It smacks. It stings. It burns. It sucks.
Good Morning!
5 Kids 1 Great Journey
4 comments:
lol :)
look at the bright side...he could still be a diaper-tearing, poop-smearing toddler. When i stripped and re-stained Owen's crib over the summer, I think I found a few miniscule specks-o-Zac. :)
ahhhh....memories.
I'll take a booger over bodily fluids from the other end.
Specks-O-Zac, funny, I think I find some of those daily--only now they're on the toilet(s).
And, he's still a poop-smearer but I won't divulge details.
Boogers or Poo? That would make for an interesting telephone survey.
Where's Mike Rowe when you need him? I've got plenty of "Dirty Jobs" and I hear they're lookin' for new material.
The SAHM sector hasn't even been touched by network T.V.
Hmmm...
I've been known to use all the toilet paper and not replace it. I just had to throw that out there
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